Caution - The Jonah Syndrome Is Rated R

Why did I receive this rating?

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
death (6x)
hell (4x)
hurt (3x)
kill (2x)
crap (1x)

Now I have to tell you, that's just bogus. How am I going to be a pastor if my blog is rated "R". I mean...I haven't killed anyone or done anything to intentionally hurt anyone's feelings. Is it my fault hell is real? I mean, crap, can't we just face death with some preparedness and readiness?

(HT: Reformissionary)